I could have mohawked her pubes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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