Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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