i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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