I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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