farters have to be the big spoon...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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