i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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