discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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