Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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