Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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