We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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