Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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