What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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