The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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