Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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