like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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