Having a random hookup so left but love u
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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