I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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