ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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