Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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