Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Text me some of your sweat
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