A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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