Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
