dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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