Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
