three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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