i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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