How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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