just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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