I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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