planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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