Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
