if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm sobbing to NWA
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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