I just made out with a guy for $7.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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