He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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