he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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