I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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