week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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