2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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