i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
