You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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