Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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