When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You ate ashes out of my bong
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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