Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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