my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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