If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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