what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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