i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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