Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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