Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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