Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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