If i come over, it means nothing
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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