Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
only you would photoshop your dick
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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