Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it's great music for shaving your balls
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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