Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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