I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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