I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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